Terms of Service

The legal stuff. We tried to make it painless.

Last updated: March 2026

The Human Version

Buy our apps, use them for fun, don't be a jerk about it. That's basically the whole thing.

What You're Buying

When you purchase a CursedApps product, you're getting:

  • ✓ Individual purchase ($2.99) — A perpetual license to use one specific app on up to 3 machines.
  • ✓ Cursed Pass ($3.99/mo) — Access to all current and future apps while your subscription is active.
  • ✓ Lifetime ($39.99) — Perpetual access to all current and future apps. Forever. Even the weird ones we haven't thought of yet.

Refund Policy

30 days. No questions asked.

If our apps aren't chaotic enough for you (or they're too chaotic — we don't judge), email support@cursedapps.com within 30 days of purchase and we'll refund you. No forms. No guilt trips. No "exit survey."

Acceptable Use

Please don't:

  • ✗ Reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble our apps (we know the code is cursed, but it's OUR curse)
  • ✗ Redistribute, resell, or share your license key (buy your friends their own — they're $2.99)
  • ✗ Use our apps to actually harm people or systems (they're designed to be annoying, not destructive)
  • ✗ Claim you made these apps (we need the credit for our therapist)

License Keys

  • Each key can be activated on up to 3 machines.
  • Keys are tied to your email. Lost your key? Email us, we'll look it up.
  • Cursed Pass keys deactivate when your subscription ends. Individual and Lifetime keys are forever.

Liability

Let's be real:

  • Our apps are entertainment software. They make your cursor wobble, your notifications meaner, and your desktop rockier.
  • We're not responsible if Cursor Drunk Mode causes you to accidentally delete a file (save your work, people).
  • We're not responsible if Meeting Escape Button gets you caught (practice your surprised face).
  • We're not responsible if your pet rock makes you feel things (it's a PNG, but we understand).
  • THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY. We do our best, but these apps are literally cursed.

Updates

We may update these apps from time to time with bug fixes, new features, or additional chaos. Updates are free for your license tier. We'll never remove features you paid for (we might add worse ones though).

Changes to These Terms

We may update these terms occasionally. If we make significant changes, we'll do something noticeable (but not in a Motivational Insults kind of way). Continued use of our apps after changes means you accept the new terms.

Contact

Questions? Legal threats? Fan mail? support@cursedapps.com